So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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