Little spoons don't ask big questions
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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