Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Life without a bra equals bliss.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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