The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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