so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
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At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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