I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
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Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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