so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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