i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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