he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
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I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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