1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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