I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
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Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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