You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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