I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
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Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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