$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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