Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Where is the hickey?
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
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she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
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Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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