Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
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Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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