You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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