I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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