does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
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Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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