dude i'm inner monologue high
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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