Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
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I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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