guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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