I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
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A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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