Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
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What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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