HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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