I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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