I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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