so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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