Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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