dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
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I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
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