Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
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There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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