we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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