I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
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I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
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