its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
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i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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