it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
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you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
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If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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