I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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