"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
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I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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