i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
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The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
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