What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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