Porn is love you can see.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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