): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
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God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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