did you get engaged???
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
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It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize