Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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