i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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