Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
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im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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