I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
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And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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