My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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