I wish I could punch you in the face.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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Another day, another engagement, another cat
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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