I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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