windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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